Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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