I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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