How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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