operation harelip BJ is a go
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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