You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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