when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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