yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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