tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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