I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.