so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills