Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!