she woke up with a sticky ear
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
nutella sex= disaster
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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