I wish my penis had an off switch
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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