i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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