I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.