This girl is more easily done than said...
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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