Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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