sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
vagina is talking i cant
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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