He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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