I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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