Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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