problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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