Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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