i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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