Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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