You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.