You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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