Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!