nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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