We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
did you just send me my own nude
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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