oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So here I am, sexting at work.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.