Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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