You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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