but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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