You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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