Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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