Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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