so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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