Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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