sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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