anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize