You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm jealous of your bromance
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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