it wasn't lemon gatorade
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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