she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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