The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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