Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on