Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie