me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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