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I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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