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The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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