porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I am available for nakedness
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