I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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