aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I got inside last night via doggy door
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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